The Ice-Cream Guy

Some guy who makes catchy ass tunes about ice cream. Also well known for his smash hit "Dogs Bees & Fences"

Friend: Is that "The Ice-Cream Guy"?
Me: You know it baby. DOGS BEES & FENCES WHEN ONE COMES CLOSE CANT COME TO MY SENSES

by JupiterThePlanet8275 August 16, 2024

Cat Who Got the Cream

Extremely happy or satisfied, or in a very happy or satisfied way.

“Did you see how happy Mike was when he asked Sarah out and she said yes?”

“Yep! He looked like a cat who got the cream.”

by Dr.Buttbomb October 21, 2023

Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Cone

An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.

“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone”

by GD_its_DG November 7, 2023

Chocolate Dipped Ice Cream Cone

An ice cream cone placed into one’s anus, as a novelty, sexual pleasure, or whatever the likes.

“Hey Snakes, turn around, let me see something!” “Bam!! Chocolate dipped ice cream cone”

by GD_its_DG November 7, 2023

Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 16, 2023

Too much of that cream

Having it too easy. Everything’s handed to you, mainly in a post office work area

“That route is nothing! You need to get him off that route. He’s been getting too much of that cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 25, 2023

the ice cream game

An intimate practice designed to alleviate tension and forge a profound connection between partners.

Beginning with gentle touches, each participant takes turns incrementally merging their physical presence with the other, akin to the slow “melting” of ice cream. This deliberate progression cultivates a heightened sense of closeness, fostering a tantric and deeply intertwined bond.

The game is complete once both partners are in full contact with each other’s bodies.

“You’re a little tense, wanna warm up with the ice cream game?”

by jofiewazhere December 27, 2023