simp

a simp is “someone who loves a person despite what they're like or look.” unconditionally ✨

im such a simp for you babyy

by angel1907 November 16, 2020

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Simp

A name commonly used to name someone (mostly guys) who try and get that sweet pussy by buying things for a girl, skip hanging with the boys to hang out with the dishwashers. And more often than not they get friend zoned because they are to nice and trying to hard. Most commonly associated with the name josh

Mitchell Apps: hey you see how josh just bought that girl lunch?

Carter Haddon: yeah he is such a simp there not dating

by Hayden Barkey February 26, 2020

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Simp

A salvadorian named Elvis who is horny all the time and want to fuck his best friends.

He also can't control his boners

Person 1: Did you hear that the new kid is a simp?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he fucked his best bro in the Target bathroom.

by Dr. Shyguy April 11, 2020

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Simp

Chasing after a girl who does not want you, in other words acting as if you have no game and are going into the military.

Tristan Woodruff is a simp.
The way Tristan is chasing after Rachel while Gavin is fucking her.
The way Tristan wears his glasses makes him look like a fucking simp.
Tristan Woodruff is the biggest simp I have ever meet.
How Tristan settled and fucked Sarah made him look like a simp.

by Rachel Ringham February 26, 2020

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SIMP

Abbreviation that stands for "Squirrels In My Pants"

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!

by BuryZenek March 10, 2020

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