Wet Train

It's like the titanic, but wet.

That man is such a wet Train.

by homiegeorgeman September 3, 2021

Wetting

Peeing into numerous mason jars and putting them in your closet (your “cache”)

"Yo Kyle, did you see Bradley's crazy Wet-Cache? I'm gonna drink some water, hit the container-store, and do some crazy Wetting this weekend to try and get a cache like him!"

by Dilper-Supreme March 1, 2025

mrs fatty wet pussy

mrs fatty wet pussy is self explanatory it describes a person with a huge fat kattt!!!

damn she bhad that’s mrs fatty wet pussy right there

by mrsfattywettt November 21, 2023

Wet hotel

A person, typically passionate about banks, banking, money, office, academy, and music.

I am a massive wet hotel

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore April 4, 2021

Wet Brain

When the level and or frequency of alcohol consumption causes the effects of alcohol to become permanent.

Gomer: Eh yo! We gonna get wet brain this weekend?
Leroy: Hell ya buddy, wetter than a sea otters fur!

by BugLamp August 6, 2023

wet turtle

When you must fart and suspect it's only gas but instead a wet blob of poop blasts into your to trousers, the poop was hard on the inside but had a shield of poo juice around it, the whole poop is yellow or green so it looks like a liquified turtle 🐢 which is rather upsetting and embarrassing...

Man in Restaurant: 'Hey babe look out imma rip a silent but violent right quick while no one's looking.'
Woman in Restaurant: 'Ok bae let er rip!'
Man in Restaurant: 'ah fuck babe now I gotta run home and change pants I blasted a wet turtle and it's messy!'

by Stankbiscuits November 21, 2021

wet splinkadoo

The act of making Taylor Swift cum by slurping her juices up and shooting a stream of her grool directly at her clit.

Travis Kielce just beat my ass because I gave Taylor the ol' wet splinkadoo.

by CourtingJester February 7, 2025