Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.
by SpT3 May 20, 2021

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

by Appetite March 29, 2008

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021

You take a condom and you fuck your girlfriend untill you cum in it, then you point it at your girlfriend's face and stretch it back and shoot at her.
by Adam Rifler February 2, 2025

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.
"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."
by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.
by ominousluminous September 14, 2023
