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Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!
Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!
by jayskind1 October 17, 2021
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Alex Morales @alexbro_144 on ig
by NamelessPhantom.end March 11, 2020
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Simp

Where you leave your boys to go and see a girls like a puff
George Hoddle and David davidson played fortune with Lizzie the simps
by Sam young June 30, 2020
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Simp

A person who lowers themselves to slave level just to make their crush feel good.
This Natáyo guy Is an absolute "Simp" he has no respect for himself.
by Mohammad Hossein January 11, 2023
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A kid that is obsessed with his girlfriend and leaves all the boys. Mostly named Diego
Diego simps for Pao and leaves all his friends.
by Fwgegfevrvr grvrve August 21, 2021
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dhruv around wiv or hb around goos
twitch.tv/nothelpedwiv
@Zivxd: am a simp
@hmDhruv: same
by Random based person July 1, 2023
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Simp Signaling

When a person (usually a female) who is stuck up/snobby is encountered by a person that they don’t want around them for any reason (not attracted to/annoying/etc.) And the person is bothered by them, and she/he begins “Simp Signaling” the nearest Simp closest to them for help, even if their plea for help is unnecessary, and is usually resolves by telling the bothering person to go away, but instead decides to involve a Signaled Simp to resolve the situation with the unwanted person. “Leave her alone man! She doesn’t like you!!.”
The preppy cheerleader chick was Simp Signaling one of the party simps to tell the brave band geek who was indirectly invited to the party to leave her alone, because he tried to flirt with her.
by EmilCas1 October 17, 2022
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