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International Rules

The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.
“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”
by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018
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Gloves Rule

The Gloves rule negates any form of backlash and accountablity by *wearing gloves*. Wearing gloves are a sign of mental illness and the person wearing them should not be held accountable for their actions
Woah did you know that our neighbor raped his 11 year old stepsister? "Woah thats fucking disgusting" No dude, he had on gloves. "Ah I Hope he gets help only a retard would wear gloves" Well thats the gloves rule
by Onald November 11, 2020
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Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.
"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."
by gunplanexus July 14, 2020
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Rule nazi DM

“Fuck you no re rolls i don’t care if you got a 3 on all of your stats. You can’t go that way that’s not a possible direction. No you can’t come back to life just because I made you face a level 20 monster” he makes playing a living hell and at this point why are you even still playing.
by Covidyeetmaster_69 January 31, 2021
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The LGA rule

A rule created by a footy supporter known only as Boggs who claims that the team you support should be determined by where you pay your council rates. This you can switch team support whenever you like based on this rule.
He’s just using the LGA rule as an excuse to switch teams. What a joke!
by Aiden Summerford September 16, 2022
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Rule 5

RULE 5: DO NOT MENTION RULE 5 + DO NOT SIMP FOR CHEMS
greener: "I like chems' videos-"

another greener: "RULE 5 RULE 5 RULE 5!!!!! HARAM!!!!!"
by ThatCookiGuy May 1, 2022
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Rule 69

A Rocket League ‘Rule 1’ Where One Of The Cars Is Backwards.
OHH I GOT THE RULE 69 UP YES COMONNN”
by IMAKERLDEFINITIONS February 6, 2023
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