National E-kitten day

On this day all people beat e-kittens and set them on fire.

And today is about National E-kitten day, we can be happy to set them on fire.

by ldmd October 3, 2023

National Tit Grab Month

In the month of november you can grab any girl or guys tits. it’s national tit grab month!

did u grab her tits? obviously it’s national tit grab month!

by rectumlicker November 1, 2019

National dick slap day

Whenever u see a girl u have to slap your dick on there forhead

so Whenever u see a girl say it’s national dick slap day and slap it on there forhead

by Aniska May 25, 2018

National booty pic day

Celebrated on april 10th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪🤩

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day🤑🤑

by Quincy.Stick April 10, 2019

National gray sweatpants day

The day of February 5 is the official day for boys to wear gray sweatpants 😊 it’s good for the weather and also good for other things

it’s national gray sweatpants day.This day will be quite enjoyable.

by Maximillian Maximus November 2, 2019

National make out day

It’s the day where you make out with your boyfriend/girlfriend. If you guys haven’t kissed yet it’s gonna be special, but if you have then this day might not be for you:

Girl: “hey it’s national make out day”
Boy: “oh that’s cool” *leaning in to kiss her*
Girl: *also leans in*

by Dadddddymariq June 14, 2018

national pussy fuck day

Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)

Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!

Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate

by Obf.charles May 25, 2018