mental retard (MR)

my ex girlfriends initials were m and r so i started calling her mental retard and she was so pissed about it but me and my friends found it hilarious

Person 1: Wow that person over there is so fat and ugly

Person 2: Yeah thats me ex girlfriend, we like to call her mental retard (MR)

by Ryder M March 7, 2023

Mr. Chief Justice

A bald, senile man who enjoys casual sex with poodles

Mr. Chief Justice is making love to those poodles, oh god

by Bubbabobobbrain January 25, 2023

Mr. President Sex

To invite someone over, or to stay the night, under the premise of sex, only to not make it past 2nd base the entire night. Must be done at least three times in order to be considered Mr. President sex.

Jimmy invited me over last night and made it seem like there’d be some P in V action. Instead he just Mr. President sexed me.

by vote for this dick October 24, 2023

Mr. Breast Trainer

The name some really invested people give to the beast handler in BTD6.

Mr.: A reference to Mr. Beast.
Breast: A (sexual) pun on Beast.
Trainer: Joking about its beasts being similar to certain Pokémon.

Person: pls nerf Mr. Breast Trainer's top path
Ninja Kiwi: we'll only nerf it if you speak it correctly
Person: oh shit

by Joao3 April 11, 2023

Mr Big Mac

an honorable, sweet person. They may be quiet at first, but when you talk more they will open up to you. Not the best to be in a relationship with but decent for one date.

Boy 1: "Oh, what are you eating?"
Boy 2: "I'm eating Mr Big Mac, of course!"
Boy 3: "Very Mr Big Mac of you!"

by chocolatelover223 November 7, 2020

mr. Dancy pants

An animatronic from Five Nights at Freddys that the gamer Markiplier doesn’t want to piss off.

“I don’t want mr. dancy pants to be mad at me..”

by J-hopes sprite 💜🙏 January 12, 2021

Mr Black mane

The most handsomeness man in the world

“Hey pal have you heard of Mr Black mane?”
“No who is he?”
“He is the most handsomeness man in the world.”
“So cool!!!”

by Cumpissshit January 20, 2021