mental retard (MR)

my ex girlfriends initials were m and r so i started calling her mental retard and she was so pissed about it but me and my friends found it hilarious

Person 1: Wow that person over there is so fat and ugly

Person 2: Yeah thats me ex girlfriend, we like to call her mental retard (MR)

by Ryder M March 7, 2023

Mr. Chief Justice

A bald, senile man who enjoys casual sex with poodles

Mr. Chief Justice is making love to those poodles, oh god

by Bubbabobobbrain January 25, 2023

Mr. President Sex

To invite someone over, or to stay the night, under the premise of sex, only to not make it past 2nd base the entire night. Must be done at least three times in order to be considered Mr. President sex.

Jimmy invited me over last night and made it seem like there’d be some P in V action. Instead he just Mr. President sexed me.

by vote for this dick October 24, 2023

Mr. Breast Trainer

The name some really invested people give to the beast handler in BTD6.

Mr.: A reference to Mr. Beast.
Breast: A (sexual) pun on Beast.
Trainer: Joking about its beasts being similar to certain Pokémon.

Person: pls nerf Mr. Breast Trainer's top path
Ninja Kiwi: we'll only nerf it if you speak it correctly
Person: oh shit

by Joao3 April 11, 2023

mr. tiny dick

a famous singer named jvo

johnny is mr. tiny dick

by kenzayyyyzieggg November 17, 2018

Mr. Dur Durr

A crazy ginger with a flat ass who’s mom wants his friends to use her hotdog grill. Did I mention his ass is flat?

Kris: Did Mr. Dur Durr just send more golf porn in the group chat?

Mr. Dur Durr’s Mom: Take the hot dog grill!

by The Horny Avenger February 18, 2019

Mr Night Light

a guy that likes Lankybox and always sings "adopt me can't you see it's the dream"

boy: OMG ITS Mr NIGHT LIght
girl: ara ara

by ryan han 123 May 9, 2022