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One hand clam stand

Phrase: The act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting. Then elevating woman off of her feet to put her on display for other enjoyment.
Guy 1: Dude did you see Arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.
by Coochie Carnage May 17, 2013
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Second Hand Suck Off

When things don't work out with current your girlfriend, but one of her friends you met while dating, sucks you off.
Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!
by LemonadeRain December 1, 2016
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Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture

The Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture (SBHG) is used to describe abstract things by leadership in a corporate environment. Typical uses are to describe a process, workflow, or when making a really good point that everyone should pay attention to. To perform the SBHG, simply start with your hands placed wide on the table with your palms facing eachother. After making each point, or describing each step, lift your hands like you are holding a box, and pretend to shrink it by an increment proportional to something in your description. Place the imaginary box back on the table. Your hands will be closer together with the palms facing. Now, repeat the process until you are satisfied. This phrase can be used in many situations such as:
"Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture used in that meeting!"
"He/She really got me with that Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture. I just nodded and agreed!"
"I will now perform the Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture"
Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture he/she used in that meeting!
by Caticon July 10, 2018
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National Hold Hands Day

On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!
by Kate Ingles April 12, 2019
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Second Hand Crush Syndrome

Second Hand Crush Syndrome (SCS) Is when you see your friends crush and start to feel mild side effects of having a crush (the crushies) because you know your friend likes them and definitely not because you have started to have feelings for this person.
I just saw my bffs crush and my palms got all sweaty, and I started giggling . I think I have Second Hand Crush Syndrome....
by ilovevampirediaries February 20, 2017
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one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.
I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.
by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016
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krispy kreme donut hand

when you're done beating your dick and your hand looks like a freshly glazed krispy kreme donut
"no don't come in the bathroom, i've got krispy kreme donut hand, bro"
by imakegob00m911 December 1, 2022
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