A Dirty Waluigi is when you shove tennis racket into a girl’s asshole and play tennis in public while the girl’s boyfriend (must be named Luigi) watches.
by Ididurmoms January 29, 2022
While talking with a group of male friends a woman walks up and pulls a Dirty Jessika out of nowhere and they are left speechless.
by JessikaJones November 07, 2021
by Johnnytheg123 November 28, 2022
When a girl takes a poop on the ground. Then proceeeds to smear the poop as sacriminonial war paint. She then continues to march around marking loud gorilla noises.
by Miriam Websta December 24, 2016
by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020
A sexual act where a woman and her partner are having consensual sex on top of a speeding horse. Before climaxing, the woman covers the horse’s eyes with her pussy as the partner whips the horse to make it gallop faster. As the now blind, speeding horse gallops wildly, the couple climax before crashing into something. This act is typically performed on a Thursday afternoon, when she is doubled cheeked up.
Last night I took Ashley on a horseback riding date. Little did she know that we would person a dirty afton, causing us to break our arms.
by Cooter Scooter April 16, 2020
When your dick has gone weeks without being properly washed, it begins to glow a bright orange color, resembling a carrot. Except it's not a carrot, its your dick, so it's a Dirty Kirwin
"Dude check this out..."
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"
"BRO WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU SHOWING ME YOUR DICK?? WHY IS IT ORANGE??"
"I haven't washed this thing in weeks I'm full Dirty Kirwin!"
"BETTER COVER THAT SHIT UP BEFORE BUGS BUNNY'S TRYNA SNACK"
by THEGOGNAHT February 10, 2015