The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.
4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*
by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023
Get the Sweet Chocolate Starfishmug. A homosexual man.
by cuntyballsack November 3, 2012
Get the Chocolate Proddermug. by Thepervyjew February 7, 2017
Get the the chocolate beermug. by bootytooch February 8, 2021
Get the chocolate covered strawberriesmug. A derogatory term often used in Scotland in reference to an individual who talks the talk but melts at the first sign of trouble.
by scottieg666 January 2, 2017
Get the chocolate gangstermug. when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
by ddlovato April 23, 2023
Get the Frosted chocolate chip cookiemug. by Gio_174748 November 22, 2022
Get the Chocolate Tinymug.