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National Kylie Minogue Day

National Kylie Minogue Day is on Oct 5th, when we celebrate the one and only Goddess, and we worship and praise all her work, by listening to lots of her songs. This is a national holiday but unfortunately it’s not approved by the government but we continue to celebrate the beautiful Australian throughout the day at work or school. Ways to celebrate include; parties, masturbation and dancing!! Enjoy ;))
Uncle Steve the Sugardaddy: “Ahh I can’t wait to pop one off on National Kylie Minogue Day”

Little Steve: “You dirty pedo!”
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National throw Faizaan day

OCTOBER 12-grab a tiny man called faizaan and throw them, drag them, bully them and abuse them however you like or do whatever you like because they are short!!

Must be over 5’1 to throw him and any other small person . SMALL PEOPLE YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE....
Mandem: ‘yo Faizaan'
Faizaan: ‘Lowe it lowe it'
Mandem:'REST UP'
Faizaan:'NOOOOO'
Mandem:' WHY U RUNNING'
Happy national throw Faizaan day
by RM #MOB October 6, 2020
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Facebook Nation News Network

The Facebook Nation News Network, or the FNNN, provides the latest news of what's happening in the world via your Facebook news feed. It is constantly updating with the latest news covering a variety of topics.
"I just found out that Steve Jobs died from the Facebook Nation News Network!"
by S-dizzle12 October 6, 2011
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National Tit Grab Month

In the month of november you can grab any girl or guys tits. it’s national tit grab month!
did u grab her tits? obviously it’s national tit grab month!
by rectumlicker November 1, 2019
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National gray sweatpants day

The day of February 5 is the official day for boys to wear gray sweatpants 😊 it’s good for the weather and also good for other things
it’s national gray sweatpants day.This day will be quite enjoyable.
by Maximillian Maximus November 2, 2019
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National guy bsf day

You have to give your guy bsf all the attention all day even if you have a boy friend
by GOVERMENTOFFI August 27, 2021
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National school shooter day

Occurs on December 17th, where it was a huge trend to threaten to shoot or blow up your school.
“Hey happy national school shooter day!”
“Thanks, you too
by anonymous December 17, 2021
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