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coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.
"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."
by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021
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Utah cheek slap

When you slap your homie's ass but it's not gay.
Relax, dude, not my fault you were looking juicy. Nothing like a Utah cheek slap between homies.
by Dr. Farquad March 25, 2023
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slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.
"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"
by sb760 January 27, 2024
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don’t slap me, Will!!!

Said in response to a slight, slam, or burn.
She: Calling you stupid is insulting to stupid people.

He: Don’t slap me, Will!!!
by Woofmutt March 29, 2022
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Slap Ignorant Men Day

On April 16, it is where people slap men (preferably in the face) who are homophobic, racist, ableist, and misogynistic.
Anna: "Hey, why is everyone slapping everyone?"

Zoe: "It's Slap Ignorant Men Day!"
by hapford March 24, 2021
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Will Smith slap

Keep my wife's name out yo fucking mouth
P1: hey remember when will Smith slapped Chris rock?
P2: yeah he slapped him pretty hard
by Cadyro11 April 20, 2022
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Bitch Slap

A Bitch Slap is when you cover you're dick in cum and then you slap your girl hard enough to make a red mark.
by Cougar1287 December 26, 2019
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