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bitterne park school

secondary school situated on a big hill in bitterne park, southampton, it is the DEADEST PLACE

i’m jk it’s actually not too bad….. the music department is top tier. the popular kids are from an entirely different realm however.

all the roadmen from year 7 thinking they’re on badness have somehow disintegrated because no one gives a shit anymore. the food is decent but was better in 2019 #bringbackbrownies. however they want to change the school logo and values which is actually scrap worthy because it doesnt need fixing.

some of the people are awful but mr ingamells is an absolute LAD. love him.

girls if you want a man from this school then run for the hills…. they’re all very unattractive.

EARA days actually slap though!

the headteacher is a little welsh man and he was involved in a student waterfight in the atrium because he thinks he’s on badness too. mr hellyer was the best head of year.

real talk, WHY is the building so ugly? what on earth are those random yellow squares on the walls?? and why is the field in the shape of an L
i love bitterne park school.

the best subject at bitterne park school is chemistry(said no one ever)
by phoebebuffay909 August 13, 2023
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lydiard park academy

Hey, kid. What is that fine ass looking school over there?

Oh just Lydiard park academy
by thatenglishgeezer November 7, 2021
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lexi parks

Young intelligent girl, followers her dreams go for what she want to earn. She can be sad doesn’t like to show her smile but it beautiful bus she doesn’t know it. She can be obsessed with this one tv show or film
For instance

Lexi parks what you doing !

Her:following my dreams
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Edgewarebury park

A place where girls named Hannah give blowjobs in
“Omg I gave head in edgewarebury park
by Virginsaregay69 August 26, 2020
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ryton park

A park for the radge kids. Allot of people from thorp academy go there. Best place on earth.
U ganning to ryton park the night workid
by Workidfinstokes May 9, 2021
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