Poo piss

When you pee out of your asshole. What did you expect?
I accidentally poo pissed at my cousins house.
by kittexye July 14, 2020
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pissing up a wet rope

A rope is like a wick in a candle, if it’s wet it’s not going to go anywhere but down. Hence its useless to try that strategy.
Asking that person to help is like pissing up a wet rope.
by Notsobrite June 25, 2022
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Tar piss

The liquidy waste released from ones bowels when they're suffering from dirrea and theres nothing left in the tank
"Im gonna beat the tar piss out of you."

"My stomach was a mess all night, nothing but tar piss"
by Sigmund fraud December 20, 2020
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Piss poop

Mark: did you hear the game's cancelled tomorrow?
Dave: piss poop! I was really excited for that!
by notdominic May 16, 2021
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parrot's piss

Australian slang for a (mechanical) lubricant, usually WD40.
Person 1: Man, my doorhandle keeps squeaking. Obnoxiously. I need to do something about it.
Person 2: Spray some parrot's piss on it.

Person 1: Why didn't I think of that?
by Not Mera April 01, 2020
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