National Kylie Minogue Day

National Kylie Minogue Day is on Oct 5th, when we celebrate the one and only Goddess, and we worship and praise all her work, by listening to lots of her songs. This is a national holiday but unfortunately it’s not approved by the government but we continue to celebrate the beautiful Australian throughout the day at work or school. Ways to celebrate include; parties, masturbation and dancing!! Enjoy ;))

Uncle Steve the Sugardaddy: “Ahh I can’t wait to pop one off on National Kylie Minogue Day”

Little Steve: “You dirty pedo!”

by kylie_minogue_is_the_fittest_ October 1, 2020

National throw Faizaan day

OCTOBER 12-grab a tiny man called faizaan and throw them, drag them, bully them and abuse them however you like or do whatever you like because they are short!!

Must be over 5’1 to throw him and any other small person . SMALL PEOPLE YOU BETTER RUN AND HIDE....

Mandem: ‘yo Faizaan'
Faizaan: ‘Lowe it lowe it'
Mandem:'REST UP'
Faizaan:'NOOOOO'
Mandem:' WHY U RUNNING'
Happy national throw Faizaan day

by RM #MOB October 6, 2020

Facebook Nation News Network

The Facebook Nation News Network, or the FNNN, provides the latest news of what's happening in the world via your Facebook news feed. It is constantly updating with the latest news covering a variety of topics.

"I just found out that Steve Jobs died from the Facebook Nation News Network!"

by S-dizzle12 October 6, 2011

National E-kitten day

On this day all people beat e-kittens and set them on fire.

And today is about National E-kitten day, we can be happy to set them on fire.

by ldmd October 3, 2023

National Tit Grab Month

In the month of november you can grab any girl or guys tits. it’s national tit grab month!

did u grab her tits? obviously it’s national tit grab month!

by rectumlicker November 1, 2019

National gray sweatpants day

The day of February 5 is the official day for boys to wear gray sweatpants 😊 it’s good for the weather and also good for other things

it’s national gray sweatpants day.This day will be quite enjoyable.

by Maximillian Maximus November 2, 2019

National Unblock Me Day

A day where people that got blocked because of dumb shit that they did or said have the opportunity to get back right . July 10

Boy : Hey lil mama

Girl : what you want boy you know i blocked you
Boy: Lol you must forgot what day it is

Girl:Oh shit i forgot it is July 10 aka national unblock me day

Boy : yep so go on ahead and unlock me on every platform

by Luhhk3y July 10, 2022