Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"

1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!

by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017

Lax bro

A lacrosse player that devotes his life to the power of lax

That lax bro never puts down his stick!

by Laxbro_32 July 03, 2015

tennis bros

Don’t even start shit with these three because they will find you and beat the shit outta you. Littest group out there. Facts

Tennis bros- group of 3 girls that r too damn funny for ur existence

by urban dictionary bitch July 10, 2018

bro strider

huge douchebag who thinks hes cool (hes not) and likes child abuse and grooming minors

bro strider: and i always groom and i always groom little kids

by brohater420 July 15, 2024

Bro-job

What husbands have to resort to when their wives won't "s*ck their d*ck" & "do their wifely duties!" Brojob.

"Hey bro, heard your wife won't do her wifely duties. May I offer you a bro-job?"

by Aquari Mama June 13, 2023

Bro Job

Doing something meaningful to your bro in a time of need (according to Arin from Game Grumps)

Bro, I can like totally do a bro job for you.

by JOHNNY BIANCHINO February 27, 2019

Emi-Bro

An unholy offspring of anger and confusion. This creature lurks near young boys, but is ineffective against women. It has a migration route of Lithuania and Northern Ireland which it travels every 15 years. This creature is extremely dangerous and NEVER! puts it away. Kill on site!

Look out its Emi-Bro!!!!!!
Put it away Emi-Bro!!!!!

by Wee Goof May 08, 2024