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Taco Bell Russian Roulette

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.
Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022
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Taco Bueno

It's good, but only if you have 23 rolls of toilet paper and a bible
Me after Taco Bueno: "PLEASE GOD WHAT DID I DO TO DESRVE THIS?! I'LL GO TO CHURCH!
by tendicksinmyass October 13, 2020
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Taco Bell Wishing Well

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
by Aros22 April 15, 2022
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Taco pinata

A mexican who gets on your fucking nerves somtimes <3
Mexican: your a mushrum Me: stfu taco pinata
by Rubberbandeater May 14, 2019
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Pulling a taco

Playing tik toks through you mic in the party chat
by Anshrew August 9, 2024
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taco bell barbie

A Hispanic woman who embodies the physical attributes traditionally associated with the Barbie doll.
Damn, that girl is smoke. She a Taco Bell Barbie y'all.
by Dastaffo June 14, 2024
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glossy taco

When you apply a top coat to your nail polish so it's smooth and shiny
"I suppose you don't have to put on a final coat of glossy taco, you cloud leave it a little textured but you know me, girl, I'm all about that glossy taco."
by peytonfunk April 18, 2018
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