The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.
Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.
Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.
Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.
Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.
by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022

by tendicksinmyass October 13, 2020

When you are penetrating anally with either your penis or your fingers, and you pull out and theres feces on you. Typically a noun, it can be used as an insult.
“She hasn’t cleaned there every time I have sex with her! I might as well call her the Taco Bell Wishing Well.”
by Aros22 April 15, 2022

by Rubberbandeater May 14, 2019

by Anshrew August 9, 2024

A Hispanic woman who embodies the physical attributes traditionally associated with the Barbie doll.
by Dastaffo June 14, 2024

"I suppose you don't have to put on a final coat of glossy taco, you cloud leave it a little textured but you know me, girl, I'm all about that glossy taco."
by peytonfunk April 18, 2018
