Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.

by Melek February 04, 2015

Douche monkey

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with

(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."

by Dalyena September 10, 2015

Douche Mitten

A guy who loves getting pegged by radical feminists

That stupid fucker works at Target. What a Douche Mitten.

by xanadude313 August 21, 2019

douche swarm

A large group of douches that walk around in the halls with their football uniforms. They will usually cluster around or in the gym and spray their axe all over the place to attract more.

Oh god here comes another douche swarm. Hold your breath or you'll be attracted to the swarm.

by spliggyguy December 04, 2015

Douche Tuber

A douchebag that makes YouTube videos. Usually the videos are of them being a Douche.

"Jake Paul is such a Douche Tuber, why do you watch him?"

by VenicalFeb July 13, 2021

douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014

douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014