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krispy kreme donut hand

when you're done beating your dick and your hand looks like a freshly glazed krispy kreme donut
"no don't come in the bathroom, i've got krispy kreme donut hand, bro"
by imakegob00m911 December 1, 2022
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one handed navajo squat

When you dig a hole on a California beach and let you infant child take a massive shit in front of the entire viewing public.
I just took a massive one handed Navajo squat at Encino.
by El dudarino Lebowski June 11, 2016
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stapling your own hand

by pdtd December 3, 2021
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Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture

The Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture (SBHG) is used to describe abstract things by leadership in a corporate environment. Typical uses are to describe a process, workflow, or when making a really good point that everyone should pay attention to. To perform the SBHG, simply start with your hands placed wide on the table with your palms facing eachother. After making each point, or describing each step, lift your hands like you are holding a box, and pretend to shrink it by an increment proportional to something in your description. Place the imaginary box back on the table. Your hands will be closer together with the palms facing. Now, repeat the process until you are satisfied. This phrase can be used in many situations such as:
"Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture used in that meeting!"
"He/She really got me with that Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture. I just nodded and agreed!"
"I will now perform the Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture"
Wow, that was a good Shrinking-Box Hand Gesture he/she used in that meeting!
by Caticon July 10, 2018
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2nd hand/involuntary suicide

A person wants to die but cannot bring them selfs to comet suicide, which leads them wanting some out side force to do it for them
I overheard someone say they want 2nd hand/involuntary suicide
by HYPERKILLER54 July 2, 2021
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National Hold Hands Day

On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!
by Kate Ingles April 12, 2019
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Second Hand Suck Off

When things don't work out with current your girlfriend, but one of her friends you met while dating, sucks you off.
Damn dude, things didn't work out with Tammie, but Bree sure did give me a great Second Hand Suck Off!!!!
by LemonadeRain December 1, 2016
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