I'm very happy to be here 

1. To have consumed 4 - 5 standard drinks; to be socially acceptably drunk
2. The only way to truly enjoy a party.

Dude: Hey man! Enjoying the party?
Man: *Slightly slurring* Oh I'm very happy to be here, thank you.

I'm very happy to be here by Blackstump November 13, 2003

i need some poon

"i need some poon" basically means "i need some sexual intercourse" or "i need some poonani".

the word: poon- refers to a woman's vagina.

made mainstream by the movie: 'the 40 year old virgin',
where the drunken and sexually frustrated main character is in a bar surrounded by available women and states i need some poon...and gets no reply.

i need some poon by G.j.H July 7, 2008

I think you'll find 

Opening to an explanation, typically a contradiction, where the speaker is implying in a none-too-subtle manner that the other person could well be among the stupidest person in existence (ever) for not knowing this.

Dude A: "I'm pretty sure that 2 and 2 is 4"
Dude B: "I think you'll find it's at least 5."
Subtext: "I am superior in every way. You have shit for brains. QED"

I think you'll find by Johnny Rod April 28, 2009

I heard it's Obama's fault 

The logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. From the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it's all Obama's fault.

Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama.

Normal guy: "Oh my gosh! That building is on fire!"

Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!"

Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?"

Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom"

I heard it's Obama's fault by ttmike42 October 12, 2012

i have a basketball game tomorrow 

I have shoe game and everything

My names Trey, and I have a basketball game tomorrow

i have a basketball game tomorrow by Raegankd October 25, 2017

i’ll marshmallow your mum 

An in humane sex act where one shoves several marshmallows up your partners anus. (Or your own, what ever gets you going.)

“I’ll marshmallow your mum!”

“Ew no, dispose of the marshmallows.”

i’ll marshmallow your mum by cae_2604 October 30, 2017

I'm not going to sugarcoat it

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Person 1: "hey Kazuya are going to sugarcoat it?"
Kazuya: "I'm not going to sugarcoat it, ⇨ ★ ⇩ ↘ + 2 | f,N,d~d/f+2"

I'm not going to sugarcoat it by KKKHIT October 12, 2022