knuckle fucking 

the art of bending one over the knuckles (the things that hold the train togather) of a stopped train and screweing the shit out of them and finishing before the train takes off and kills you.

pam was looking good at work today so after work we went to the bar and ended up knuckle fucking.

knuckle fucking by Uncle chester the molester March 2, 2009

Court fucking 

Where a naked man and woman run down onto a basketball court and have sex on it most often during a game.

John and Kathy are court fucking.

Court fucking by Deep blue 2012 August 1, 2010

Jesus Titty Fucking Chris 

something you yell out when something annoying, stupid happens.

Person 1: its my birthday today everyone is coming except you.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

Jesus Titty Fucking Chris by person13579 February 10, 2009

Taint Fucking

This is where you are fucking someone in there taint. Taint is located either below he/she crotch and asshole. Very orgasmable.

www.taintfuck.com Must i say more?

Taint Fucking by AbeTaintFucks April 17, 2005

Verbal Fucking 

Verb: an act of using the noun "fuck" as a method of sexual arousal.

"Fuck you"
"Fuck you back."
"Oh our verbal fucking turns me on."

Verbal Fucking by ShirtAtTheDoor April 26, 2007

Stitch Fucking 

Noun or Verb. Vaginal and anal double penetration: Occurs when a woman is being penetrated by two men - one in the vagina and one in the anus, giving the appearance or feeling of being stitched by a sewing machine.

Jeff: Hey, man, where's your wife? I thought she'd be at the party.
Ben: She's probably off stitch fucking Stacy and Josh again.
Jeff: Jeez, again? I thought she did that this morning.
Ben: Yep, she sure loves her some stitch fucking.

Stitch Fucking by Jay-Deezy February 25, 2010

No-I-fucking-dear 

The state of being completely baffled/lost/confused/clueless.
Similar to the saying 'no idea,' except with far less knowledge!

"Bill where are we????"

"No-I-fucking-dear Betty!"

No-I-fucking-dear by Dave Ex August 25, 2008