to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020

discount chocolate

When the prices for chocolate are cheaper because of Valentine's Day

I'm about to get some discount chocolate.

by jkfan877 February 11, 2020

chocolate alley

See Hershey Highway

Her ass was a Chocolate Alley as sweet as a Hershey Highway!

by DahmDigler February 15, 2020

Chocolate seahorse

When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach

I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day

by Mozza1 February 16, 2020

Chocolate Balls

When you anally bang a dude so hard shit squirts on your balls

"I fucked that dude at the club so hard I got chocolate balls"

by PennyBimmerMeep February 21, 2020

Chocolate Pool Cover

When your shit so big it covers the entire surface of water.

Looked down into the toilet and got a facefull of my chocolate pool cover.

by AnotherWord4 February 29, 2020

chocolate milk

for some odd reason, people praise chocolate milk as the best drink ever. and honestly, i agree.

"yo, pass me some chocolate milk bro. im thorsty

by doc of derp March 9, 2020