bear bump

When a woman who a man, or the "Bear," has shown interest in is suddenly propelled into a long term relationship with a different man within one to two months of Bear's expressed interest, usually resulting in marriage.

Jessica hadn't dated a guy in 6 years, but she got the Bear Bump and got married last Summer.

by Bear5555 March 28, 2014

Bear ball

To not bother modifying one's personality to the current situation.

Origin: When drag queens would proceed with a show without attempting to conceal their assets.

"I bear balled work today, my office persona didn't make a single appearance"

by Dr.PimpMobile May 10, 2025

end up as bear shit

when you do something with or around a bear that will result in you getting eaten by the bear.

johny tries to walk near a bear
dan: if you do that you'll end up as bear shit

by carnono March 20, 2021

NIGGLEY BEAR

She is woman
She is Ninjette
She is Proud
She is Blizzack!
Bliggity Bliggity Black✊🏾

Oooo man, I’m scared of her.

She a whole Ninjette!

She’ll Niggley Bear yo azz if you disrespect her “Brotha’s” and “Sista’s”!
Soul Sista FO REAL!!!✊🏾🤎

by Niggley Bear December 17, 2023

honey bear

1. when it comes to queer masc people, a honey bear is kind of like a bear, but typically has some variation from the standard super hairy guy. a honey bear is just as big and bulky, but is less hairy and/or less traditionally masculine in demeanor. while a bear is a well-known and well-documented archetype in queer history, the honey bear is truly underrated. honey bears, much like bears, can also be any height! body positivity is everything, and honey bears should be cherished for their hotness!

2. honey bear can also be a term of endearment! cute, huh?

me: I hooked up with a cute 40 year old dude from sniffies last night! he was a honey bear
Ray: what's a honey bear?
me: oh, well you know how I'm an otter, since I'm a smaller dude with a forest of chest hair? a honey bear is like a bear but less hairy and/or less masc. I was way hairier than him and he was vibing hard with it!

Scott: hey honey bear!
James: aww hey handsome

by jeauseph February 3, 2024

teddy bear heart

(n.) - when you find yourself over utilizing your love language of gift giving and buy extravagant gifts

“Hey Francis, what happened to your other monitor?”

“Ah, I gave it to my ex-girlfriend.”

“That’s okay, you just have a teddy bear heart.”

by littleblvebird June 6, 2023

Bear

Bears are a deadly type of species. Most Bears are located in their natural habit in Russia. Most of this type of species like to live in cold dry areas, which are typical rural areas. Bears only like to prey on capitalists and imperialists while they pray for communism. Bears are very hostile if you go near one of their favorite Russian resources such as "Vodka, Ak-47s, fish and tanks", if you do go near one of these resources owned by a wild bear you will be dead. Bears are also closely related to the so called "Polar Bears" which they are more of socialists than communists and they are the Bear's number one rival. These two rivals will fight to the death with AK's if they have too.
Sadly since the collapse of the great Soviet Union the number of Bears are slowly decreasing.

Capitalist - Dam those AK loving bears

Imperialist - Yeah, I'm going to steal one of their crates of vodka

Capitalist - Go ahead I'll help

Capitalist - Uh I think that Bea...

*Shoots Capitalist* - Bear
Imperialist - AAAAAAA WHAT THE ITS GOT A AK....

by Itellfactsandyouwilllistennow May 26, 2022