Bear

A large furry animal species that likes to eat alot, sleep alot, are one of the most intelligent land mammals on the planet, and are given the scientific name of ursidae.

"Look at that big furry bear"
"There's a bear in our backyard"

by anonymous April 10, 2025

oogywoogy bear

An embarassing term for boyfriend

"aww look at my little oogywoogy bear"

by YT Josh September 15, 2006

polar bear fur

an affectionate name for a guy's arm, leg and chest hair

I love my polar bear fur; it keeps me warm during the winter

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

Rizzly bear

That guy that gots that dog in em!
That guy that pulls no matter what!
That guy who’s gonna fuck your dad, mom and wife then go on to say I wear the pants!
That mf with that rizz in em!

Coochie destroyer!

I’m that rizzly bear momma I got that dog in me!
I got all that rizz I am that rizzly bear!

by The pedophilic rizz master May 28, 2023

Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape

Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl

by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025

Bear Trap

Removing your jeans and socks in one pile on the bedroom floor. Your partner doesnt see them in the dark, steps onto them and trips over.

I was so tired, I ripped my jeans and socks off in one action leaving them on the bedroom floor.
I woke up to a thud, turned the light on and saw the Mrs spreadeagled on the floor stuck in my "bear trap"

by coxnkitty May 8, 2018

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017