Keaton James is a big fat meth who lives in Middlesbrough grangetown the place all the scruffs live , he’s shagged everyone and there mamas. He got a fuzzy dick and a fat girl who gets used for her car that needs to be specially manufactured for her fat chubby belly . Keaton also liked to do a lot of drugs at the same time and ends up wetting himself 🙈🙈
by Name66868 January 13, 2024
Get the Keaton Jamesmug. The act of getting sick of all these mothering fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane, then punch a hoe while forcibly making her jerk your pee-pee monster.
by Rick I Am James May 12, 2014
Get the Rick James Reacharoundmug. loyal, goofy, handsome, honest, smart, hardworking, talented
James Paul is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. Not only is his humor amazing, but HE is amazing. Jamey is an incredible friend who is very very sweet. He is always looking to enjoy life and look out for others. He is also a genius (who knows, maybe he could be president someday) Jamey has great hair and stunning eyes. His soft freckles bring out his incredibly contagious smile. His laugh is loud and honest and makes everyone around want to laugh along. Jamey is an overall handsome guy but he is too kind to admit it. He also has a great voice and one heck of a gyat. While you must be thinking "wow, he is too good to be true!" you are right. Jamey is a weirdo who doesn't like sprinkles, frosting, icing, or pickles. But other than that he is perfect, all of his boyfriends would agree. He is a kid at heart who enjoys star wars, marvel, DC, legos, and so much more. He finds the fun in everything and makes life so much more enjoyable. Jamey is so selfless he would eat the popcorn you burnt just so you wouldn't feel bad. You will never find anyone like him.
10/10 would recommend
James Paul is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. Not only is his humor amazing, but HE is amazing. Jamey is an incredible friend who is very very sweet. He is always looking to enjoy life and look out for others. He is also a genius (who knows, maybe he could be president someday) Jamey has great hair and stunning eyes. His soft freckles bring out his incredibly contagious smile. His laugh is loud and honest and makes everyone around want to laugh along. Jamey is an overall handsome guy but he is too kind to admit it. He also has a great voice and one heck of a gyat. While you must be thinking "wow, he is too good to be true!" you are right. Jamey is a weirdo who doesn't like sprinkles, frosting, icing, or pickles. But other than that he is perfect, all of his boyfriends would agree. He is a kid at heart who enjoys star wars, marvel, DC, legos, and so much more. He finds the fun in everything and makes life so much more enjoyable. Jamey is so selfless he would eat the popcorn you burnt just so you wouldn't feel bad. You will never find anyone like him.
10/10 would recommend
by Loading...(ERROR 404) December 31, 2023
Get the James Paulmug. The god of everything, he has 20 inches and is constantly giving off huge dick energy. Extremely strong and cool
by Jammiar October 16, 2023
Get the Jamesmug. james is the kindest person you will ever meet. you would see him across the room and suddenly you would forget how to breathe as you feel butterflies in your stomach. his eyes are your favourite thing about him closely followed by the fact that hearing his voice is better than hearing your favourite song. i fell for james. i stay up all night thinking abt him and what we could’ve been. i think i love james but idk how he’d react if i told him. james is also the prettiest guy you’ve ever seen even tho your friends call him ugly. if you ever meet a james in your life, you’re lucky to have him!! x
friend: who did you just smile at?
me: oh this guy called james
friend: oh ok, how do u know him?
me: we have history <3
me: oh this guy called james
friend: oh ok, how do u know him?
me: we have history <3
by @nonym0_s July 23, 2022
Get the jamesmug. James is an awesome, fun and chill guy that is very trustworthy. He is always there to see you succeed and will help you through the hard times. James is always there to give you a good laugh and a pat on the back and will try to help you in any way. However, sometimes, he can become very annoying which would drive you insane .
by GodNameDefiner November 1, 2020
Get the Jamesmug. by Jake mulcahy October 8, 2020
Get the James Leecemug.