SLAP SLAP

Slap slap is when u wanna beat a meat!

What are u doin'?
Im slap slap

by GeoAntonio March 2, 2018

Donkey slap

When a male slaps a female round the face causing bad bruiseing and pain. Then he cums all over her face.

Omg Jessica, brad just donkey slapped me babe.

by Donkey slapper 89 March 5, 2018

noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent

Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright

by Tweet th March 12, 2018

2nd hand Dick Slap

A second hand dick slap is when a dog licks a dick then proceeds to lick you with thy

John:awe this peanut butter must make the dog lick my dong
Dog:wtf..... oooo peanut butter
Owner: ew why does your tongue taste like dick.... I just got 2nd hand dick slapped

by Blahblahpoop March 13, 2018

slapping the sack

When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack

Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.

by Jameshasahugecock May 13, 2018

cyber slap

When you are talking to someone on the phone or text and they come back at you with an attitude but there isn't anything you can do to them except threaten to cyber slap them.

Yo, can you grab me a drink while you're at the store?
What the fuck man? Why can't you get a drink yourself??

Dude, it's only like a dollar... You bout to make me fuck around and cyber slap your bitch ass

by Ishuang April 24, 2016

Fudge Slap

The act of slapping a friend with a turd in your hand

Joe was sleeping so I woke him up with a Fudge Slap

by Zeeker53 April 25, 2016