Chunky butt piss

When you think you can trust a fart but a little shit comes out, then later get to the shitter to find yourself pissing out your ass

Foreman - “where the hell did you go?”
You - “sorry I almost shit myself and had to go to the bathroom and let loose a load of chunky butt piss”

by anonymous August 9, 2023

Hood Pissed

extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.

Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.

by pinheadlarrylookinass July 5, 2020

Sentient piss

When you are taking a piss and then the piss gains conscious and gains a mind of its own and decides to go every single area possible, and it goes all over the walls, floor and ceiling, leaving you to stand there steaming mad while absolutely drenched in piss.

Guy 1: "Im gonna take a piss"
Guy 2: "ok I don't care"
Guy 1: *Takes a sentient piss on accident*
Guy 1: "Well that is shit! I had a sentient piss!"
Guy 2: "Oh man I hate when that happens"

by We can officially be friends. June 22, 2024

communal piss

Occurs when two or more people pee, generally outside, altogether while simultaneously staring at one another.

The communal piss taken by Bill and Ted strengthened their relationship, making the night one to remember.

by mintyfreshthot November 22, 2014

Piss chicken

Acting stupid

stop making a piss chicken of yourself.

by H28373737 November 25, 2023

piss durfy

when tha drank gettin you so durfy you start to see the grass movin n shi

yo this drank getting me piss durfy rn frfr

by Stayinskol_YT+TTV plz follow September 2, 2022

pragma-pissed

the state of being able to do something more efficiently and practically while intoxicated

i was gonna go to the movies, but being the pragma-pissed that i am, decided to get hammered at home and watch tv instead

by rishierish October 7, 2013