Bites the big one

The situation sucks that you are in.

Your probation officer hassling you over nothing bites the big one!

by Ben1964 January 22, 2015

One pop screamer

A drinking lightweight, generally female; a person who gets crazy and libidinous after just one cocktail; an easy mark early in the evening at the local saloon; a cheap date easysluthocheap date

"That chick is all over that architect guy from Eastham.... What gives? We've only been here for fifteen minutes!"
"Yeah - that sucks - he managed to find the one pop screamer!!!!! Dude...."

by blabbermouth141 August 21, 2009

One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004

shh no one cares

a salty way of telling someone to be quiet. usually used if someone is being annoying. similar to saying shut up. this phrase is commonly seen on shirts.

Person: goes on and on about something
The other person: shh no one cares

by GalaxyTheCat October 22, 2020

one speedy boi

A man/woman that can run faster than the speed of light

He's fast. He is one speedy boi

by One speedy boi February 7, 2018

One more gaine

One more time. It's used on the east side of san jose California and refers to the use of "one more time" morphed with the word "again"

I think I am gonna hit up that burger joing "one more gaine"

by Julio '0 Lord August 5, 2009

evil one eye

After you donkeypunch someone they will more than likely look back at your sternly, however you will only see one of their eyes, but you can still tell they are looking stern. This in essence is the evil one eye.

"I donkeypunch'ed your mom last night and she gave me the evil one eye."

by rick james' ghost September 8, 2004