monkey queef

A monkey (a woman) who cant stop farting

Ayo hoe, stop being a monkey queef

by LeHaegne October 18, 2017

Monkey your drum

To commit the act of anal penetration with a penis.

I'm going to monkey your drum

by IllegalBeagle December 18, 2017

monkey kissing

Another word for scissoring ; when two pussys are rubbed together which looks like monkey lips kissing .

Hey Molly did you and Sally have fun monkey kissing last night

by Mommyxxl June 3, 2018

Monkey biz

Foolishness, Lack of good sense or jugdement

Homie: guu gu gaa ga
Homie#2: Stop all that monkey biz,and shut up.

by IAmLegendary June 15, 2018

monkey boss

One who has a title but only limited power

He is just a monkey boss in that department.

by Fjrguy June 21, 2018

monkey nut

When you nut while having sexual intercourse and let out an ear piecing squark like monkey.

Johnny: "Hey wanna bang"
Isabel: "sure!"
Johnny: "OMG I'm about to monkey nut... oo ee ah ah!"

by James019 May 15, 2018

Monkey Aids

Once monkey aids is said everyone must T-pose

Ryan: Monkey aids

Aidan’s Mom at 1 am: T-pose

by I AM BROCK!!! July 22, 2018