mexican blow fish

When a white female sucks a Mexicans dick

Last night we heard Mary sucked David's dick

also known as Mexican blow fish

by user 453722 May 19, 2017

Mexican carpool

When 2 or more Mexicans are on a riding lawnmower at the same time.

I just saw a Mexican carpool. They were on their way to work today.

by Tatlaz June 5, 2017

mexican roll-off

When you have two people equally good at rolling, and neither potential roller wants too.

Spam: "Do y'all wanna roll?"

Jomesly and idabeth "Nah we good."

All : " I guess we got ourselves a Mexican roll-off"

by City fuck June 18, 2017

mexican poison

Another name for Tequila.

Samuel: "I feel like shit, bro"
Bro: "It's because you drank the Mexican poison!"

by Lalalalala3 June 27, 2017

mexican rainforest

To take very smell shit in a bathroom, right before or while someone else baths or showers in it. The steam amplifies the shit stench.

I left a Mexican rainforest for my wife.

by Dirty Mormon July 3, 2017

mexican punching bag

When someone preforms oral sex on a male and punches his testicles as if it were a punching bag.

Dude my balls are still in pain from last night. She went in when she gave me a mexican punching bag.

by Bobby Applesauce July 19, 2017

Mexican cannon

When you are constipated and eat taco bell for 3 day and when you finally let loose its like a cannon ball

I had surgery and got so constipated then I ate taco bell for 3 days and when I finally let loose it was like a Mexican cannon. Also see Mexican Shotgun

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017