The definitive microcosm for the American white, middle-class high school experience.
There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.
Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.
It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
There is nothing unique about Loveland High School, which is exactly what makes it so puzzling. For decades, scientists had hotly debated if such a place could even exist: a basic singularity. It's only recently, after its current building's construction in 2000 AD, that researchers have been able to closely examine this hot-spot of generic and predictable high school activity.
Every social clique is a perfect stereotypical representation of itself. There are no known deviations from typical behavior that these groups preform. Every band kid acts as you would expect them to, every athletic kid, every robotics kid, and so on and so forth. Such behavior is startlingly conformist.
It is yet unknown if the students or faculty inside the school posses self-awareness of how generic they truly are or if they are blissfully unaware and sheltered from the harsh world around them. It is assumed that most students wish they could attend somewhere, anywhere else.
"I'm from Loveland High School, and every day I grow a little more tired of my horrifically tedious journey from this god-forsaken high school to University of Cincinnati to a 9-5 job to an eventual
and inevitable death."
and inevitable death."
by i suppose so April 28, 2021
Get the Loveland High School mug.To commit to someone in High School, similar to a marriage, but far less serious because both involved know that they will likely break up once they go to college.
"Katie, will you High School Marry me?"
Person 1: "Dude, Josh and Becca have been going out for a while now. Think they'll actually end up married?"
Person 2: "Nah, they're just High School Married. Josh'll dump her once he starts meeting college chicks."
Person 1: "Dude, Josh and Becca have been going out for a while now. Think they'll actually end up married?"
Person 2: "Nah, they're just High School Married. Josh'll dump her once he starts meeting college chicks."
by TimeBaum January 7, 2011
Get the High School Marry mug.Falcon High School is a school with people who smoke in the bathroom, excuse me, juul room, and get high. Full of snakes and ratsssss.
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No one really sees Volkswagen Beetles anymore, and punch buggies are slightly violent. Helicopter high fives are the same concept, minus the pain.
No one really sees Volkswagen Beetles anymore, and punch buggies are slightly violent. Helicopter high fives are the same concept, minus the pain.
by Ellie-Mae October 13, 2012
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Person 2: Yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s a Jayla
Person 2: Yeah, I’m pretty sure she’s a Jayla
by I’m High November 27, 2021
Get the High Pitched Voice mug.A school that doesn’t know how to fix their toilet,fix their walls and absolutely does not know how to hire the best teachers. It makes me want to cry every second I’m there because it’s so stressful.Our principal has a YouTube account that he thinks is so cool and always says “hey panther nation” in the beginning of his videos. Also, if it’s a blizzard out we still have school bc Nebraska is used to having bipolar weather.
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