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Time machine dick

When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.
Shark week wasn't supposed to start until next week but I got that time machine dick last night.
by UrbanTMD April 16, 2016
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Seaton Standard Time

This is a special time zone that is always running 30 to 45 minutes behind the local time zone.
Will said he would be here at 1:00, so probably more like 1:30. He's running on Seaton Standard Time.
by Wolfjott February 4, 2017
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ITS BOSS TIME

Something Michael cole says everytime Sasha banks makes her entrance.
*sasha banks music hits*
Cole: ITS BOSS TIME

Corey: shut up cole
by VIBEYYYYY September 21, 2021
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real t time

Stands for real talk time. A quick session with a person or persons in which you tell secrets.
Hey, that was good real t time over skype last night.
by asldhkjfb a,nmsd October 8, 2013
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cig bro time

a shared experience between two friends during which they smoke a cigarette together and talk about life/anything (and essentially "bro out"). it is traditionally an experience between two people, but exceptions can be made. people will often leave a group just to enjoy cig bro time, and will most likely finish their cigarette feeling content and closer to the other person.
Hey Jim?" "Yeah, Bradford?" "Cig bro time?" "For sure!
by GuitarAndOreos18 February 26, 2011
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Twitter Standard Time

Twitter Standard Time is the modern equivalent of the CNN era "Do Something Syndrome," where the pressure to "Do Something" in politics, globally is virtually instantaneous.
J: My grad school mentor called it the "Do-Something Syndrome." And it's pretty powerful.

S: Yes, that is exactly what it is. And with media saturation, it's only worse. DOSOMETHING! NOW!!!!!!1!

J: "No, we live on the internet era equivalent, it's called Twitter Standard Time!"
by Smackhound March 27, 2011
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timed-release encryption

Encrypt into the future. Encrypt a message so that it will be decrypted only after a predetermined amount of time. It is an area of cryptography.
Timed-release encryption can be used for sealed-bid auctions, so that the bids will open at the end of the auction process.
by Conanito October 27, 2011
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