Is that a regular Douche flute? or is it one of those left handed douche flutes that gives you the munchies....
by jpw805 December 13, 2020
Get the left handed douche flutemug. A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.
by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015
Get the King Douchemug. (adj.) classification applied to a person, or group of persons, who intentionally exhibit behaviors and/or make statements without care for others. Several divisions of the "douche" exist. 1. Selfish douches, who act and speak with only concern for their own needs, desires, and wants; 2. Righteous douches, who believe their actions are sanctioned by a higher power; and 3. Retributive douches, who purposely act in such a way to inconvenience selfish and/or righteous douches.
That guy who parked in two spaces is a douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!
by jewellstudent February 28, 2014
Get the Douchemug. Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid
Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe
by Unknown Urban Dictionary User June 27, 2017
Get the Douche Canoemug. Clinton is a douche-canary.
by Sophia4111 September 22, 2019
Get the douche-canarymug. "hey dude want to play with my douche flute?"
or
"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
or
"yo look at dose douche flute they so awesome, maybe we can play with one another's douche flute"
by pissinonmyass July 8, 2019
Get the douche flutemug. Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."
*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*
Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?
*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*
kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved
Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?
*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*
kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved
by kjkmusic23 December 15, 2011
Get the douche duffel bagmug.