GT500 cock

That worn out blistered feel you get from visiting the sperm bank daily trying to save up the funds to purchase a 2007 Mustang Shelby GT500!

John's got a major case of GT500 cock, but he's half way toward saving the $60,000 + for his new Mustang.

by Lynchmob August 10, 2006

crab-cock

dualistic metaphor where one team receives the same sense of fulfillment from eating Costco crab legs for winning, while the other team receives the same sense of violation from being forced to suck Horse Cock for losing.

Brockhaurd: "Its kinda like running your thumb along an ant trail."
Wesley Sakamoto: "Crab-cock."

by Wesley Sakamoto January 28, 2008

Cock Monkey

Stupid drivers who cut you off, fail to use a turn signal, go 20 miles under the speed limit, and/or go 20 miles over the speed limit. Then they give you dirty looks and/or yell at you like it was your fault they were born a natural moron.

These Texas drivers are a bunch of cock monkeys.
That cock monkey cut me off at Division St. then flipped me off.

by wulfy June 6, 2007

porno cock

a large manhood worthy of the adult film world.

"I have a porno cock."

by Rob J. Blevins October 16, 2006

WATERFALL COCK

The act of a "lady" aggressively orgasming until the point of female ejaculation. If the ejaculation occurs while the penis is still inside the vagina, and the ejaculation can only be described as a "waterfall" of liquid, then this equates to a WATERFALL COCK.

For the antidote for such an occasion, see Pumice Cock

Ok, so im pounding off this lady and we are heading for a mutual climax. All is well in my camp...

Suddenly we both peak, and to my horror she unleashes what can only be described as the contents of the local reservoir all over my innocent penis (waterfall cock).

Shes slides off me, revealing the vast lake of jellied STD's which spread from my upper rib cage right down to my kneecaps.

eg: Bill complained of having to sleep in Jenny's wet patch

by Randy Savage's Bitch November 13, 2005

Cock Pyjamas

Something you yell when things aren't going well.
Or
A name you call someone who just really fucked up.
Or
Wool or cotton garment for the penis.

Also a character in a graphic novel of the same title by Brett Mckinney.

Ron:Oh my god, is that your sister with salami in her bum?
Roger:AH Cock Pyjamas!!

by Brettemo April 29, 2007

cock wand

Using your cock like a wizard and a magical appliance and dipping it into a dirty brown pot (bum hole) to produce a magical potion

whilst Andrew was playing dungeons and dragon, he slapped his 'COCK WAND' into zena dirty brown pot

by A2l September 11, 2008