Wet debt

When the weather was forecast to be raining now but it isn’t, and you know it’s going to absolutely piss it down later instead.

I hope it’ll be safe to drive home this evening with the wet debt.

by g4whe4thwe4thew45yh July 19, 2025

Wet Marker

When a guy cums on his girlfriends/boyfriends belly button and they slurp it out with a straw

Babe let me give you a wet marker.

by Lil Mucchi June 13, 2018

Wet Hamburger

When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach

Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops

Person 2: Nice dude

by fucking mad lad douglas March 4, 2021

wet pop-tarting

When a man soaks his bed with a garden hose, then jerks off onto it. also known that in some instances, some of the male icing can get the eyes of the user.

person 1: Hey man, why are your eyes red this morning?
person 2: It was a messy wet pop-tarting last night.

by huge_loser_122 September 10, 2021

WeT HiP

We Try Hard in Pubs

"Payne tries hard in pubs, he is a WeT HiP"

by Appetite March 29, 2008

Australian reverse wet willie

Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a Australian reverse wet willie and she almost threw up!

by SpT3 May 20, 2021

collateral wetness

When any part of your body gets wet after pulling a ball from a beer pong cup.

Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"

Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."

by Cart-Cart McJerrywink March 12, 2014