Last off the train 

A woman who has just finished participating in a gang bang.

Lindsey; I got really drunk last night and had a gang bang, oh my

Erica; oh, you were "Last Off the train" again.

Last off the train by MsZee August 3, 2010

This is for all the Tostitos 

To ruin a great moment with a horrible pun. The phrase spoke directly before the needle scratches across the record.

Brent Musberger uttered, "This is for ALL the tostitos." just before the winning kick in the BCS championship.

This is for all the Tostitos by Jasonthe29th January 13, 2011

Picasso'd the toilet 

When your poop hits the toilet at a high velocity or has a consistancy that makes it sticks a pattern to the toulet bowl even after a flush, as if painting like the artist Picasso.

Hey man, I'd wait at least 10 minutes before using the bathroom, I just picasso'd the toilet.

Picasso'd the toilet by DocAshe October 6, 2011

To put the team on your back 

Agreeing to go with your bro on a double date in order to boost his game, knowing full well that your date will be a loud, ugly, obnoxious whore.

Josh: "Dude will you come on this double date with me? I need you to put the team on your back."
Ben: "Again?"
Josh: "Yep... your dog-face date has a ravenous pussy known to growl in public. But I need you man."
Ben: "Alright..."

To put the team on your back by Bear Bandit November 21, 2011

Cum of the Titans 

Also known as "Cum of Olympia" or "Titan Cumming".

When a guy, cums in a girl with so much force and volume that "Blowback" or heavy spillage occurs.

"Cum of the Titans" is best described using the following analogy.

Have you ever dropped and entire packet of Mentos into a bottle of Diet coke, well imagine that while trying to put ur mouth over the top of the bottle.

Sometimes referred to as "The Blowhole"

Sarah was so happy after I gave her the Cum of the Titans last night.

Damn I got so much blow back last night, it was totally a Cum of the Titans!!

You should have seen Sarah's Face after I gave her an Alpha Injection it truly was a Cum of The Titans!

Cum of the Titans by Justforthelols December 18, 2011

closing all the tabs 

Leaving, getting out. Typically implies frustration. Related to closing all the tabs in a tabbed browser, such as Chrome or Firefox.

"I've had it today. It's 5 o'clock and I'm closing all the tabs."

closing all the tabs by Doc Nellie February 14, 2012

Here's the thing,

The single greatest opening of a persuasive statement or rebuttal. Also if used correctly an effective Jedi mind trick.

Persuasive statement:
(person 1)"Here's the thing, you should go buy me a Pepsi."(note no question mark so it cannot be refused)(person 2)"Uh, ok."

Rebuttal:
(person 1)"You should move the couch over there on that wall."(person 2) "Well I like it there just fine." (person 1") "But if you move it there you can put the coffee table there, and then i can put my sewing table there!"(person 2)"Here's the thing, No."

Here's the thing, by suitonhim May 1, 2014