Skuzz monkey

A total butt-face asshole

I can't stand my ex. He's a total skuzz monkey.

by LibrAstrid March 17, 2010

rusty monkey

Drinking down a forty ounce alcoholic beverage to a desired level (typically the bottom of the cone), then topping off your forty with Mad Dog 20/20. The same concept as a brass monkey, but a lot more disgusting.

Jose: That beezy was on my dick last night!

Juan: Well no wonder, she had herself a rusty monkey

by grady hernandez October 14, 2012

cunky monkey

A really stupid thing that stupid retards say because it makes no sense

Person 1: Wow you really are a cunky monkey

Person 2: That makes absolutely no sense you stupid idiot

by KingGuaca April 14, 2021

Monkey Transfer

When you shit in your hand in the shower and throw it in the toilet.

Man I had to shit so bad right when I got in shower this morning so I had to pull a monkey transfer

by soat November 22, 2010

Hater Monkeys

A person or group of faggots who have no talent and pick on people for being better than them.

A person who doesn't have style and picks on your clothes even though they're snotty pricks that want the same thing.

P1- Hey, you see that girl over there?

P2- Yeah?

P1-She's such a wanna be emo.

P3- I heard you, you fucking Hater Monkeys. Now stop being such a Scene Kid and go get Brokencyded

by SceneInBlackNWhite February 20, 2010

Clapping Monkeys

clapping monkeys means a person is very oblivious to their surroundings and just has a clapping monkey in their head because they don't listen to anyone else around them

You're not even listening, have you got Clapping Monkeys in your head

by Bhagzy April 26, 2019

monkey snack

A small portion of food usually consumed when high on drugs, or too busy to have an actual meal.

I usually eat multiple monkey snacks when I smoke drugs. Cheese sandwiches are the official snack of choice.

by cronix April 29, 2004