Emile Heskey Syndrome

A disorder of the inner ear which effects balance and causes an individual to feel unsteady, for example when standing or walking. It may be accompanied by symptoms of being giddy, woozy, or having a sensation of movement, spinning, or floating. Named after the famously unbalanced England soccer player Emile William Ivanhoe Heskey whose (rare) goal celebrations consisted of collapsing whilst clutching his ear.

Sheedo is laid up with the Emile Heskey Syndrome. Again.

by Dr Hoo October 17, 2010

Bitch Face Syndrome

A disorder in which a person has a face that makes you think he/she is a bitch. Said person might not actually be a bitch, but they look like one. BFS can be used for short.

Chris: Wow, that girl has a severe case of Bitch Face Syndrome.
Mandy: Yeah, she looked pissed off for no reason.

by MasterAtNone91 January 20, 2010

Fidel Alcohol Syndrome

When you consume mass libations and begin acting like a vicious dictator, ordering people around and treating others like your subordinates.

Castro wakes up and sees that Carlos has a black eye.
"What happened to you cuz?"- Castro
"You got completely hammered and developed Fidel Alcohol Syndrome. After you tried to start a fight with the bouncer for not letting you in, I told you to calm down, then you punched me in the face!"-Carlos
"Sorry cuz, I totally blacked out!"-Castro

by Pterodactyl, Meghan January 14, 2008

Emo Rage Syndrome

An affliction with causes unknown.

Symptoms include: hyperactive passive aggressive behavior, stunted one word responses to questions, cleaning sprees, increased world of warcraft use, silence.

The syndrome reignites every few months for a period of 7-10 days. Once that length of time is complete, it is followed by 2-3 days of extreme euphoria. It appears once this disease has infected a person, there is no cure.

Anan isn't coming out to dinner with us tonite. His emo rage syndrome has resurfaced.

by asdfhdfgje April 22, 2008

charlie brown syndrome

Charlie Brown syndrome is just bad luck. When nothing goes your way and whatever effort you do is slightly pathetic, that refers to Charlie Brown.

For example charlie brown syndrome, Charlie Brown could never kick that football because Lucie kept pulling it away from him. He never really had luck with the girl he liked, and things just never went his way. He also had a Christmas tree that was just sad.

As much as we like to root for the underdog Charlie Brown, he just can't get a break because of his bad luck.

by SkyCreation May 30, 2014

Big Heart Syndrome

Often abbreviated as BHS, Big Heart Syndrome is where a person has such a big heart that they tend to care too much about others and are usually quick to fall in love/suffer a broken heart. Those afflicted with BHS also try to "fix" people or "fix" others current situations.

I look at the situations some of my friends and family are in, and all I can do is cry. My Big Heart Syndrome is acting up.

by VanguardX274 March 3, 2016

Brandon Walsh Syndrome

Named after the character from Beverly Hills 90210, it is when a girl best friend falls for her male best friend, knowing there is no chance at all for it to be anything more than just platonic. Like Andrea Zuckerman and Brandon Walsh.

I can't beleive I like Joe, I seriously have Brandon Walsh Syndrome.

Ex. Did you see Mary, she is always with Ben, she seriously must have Brandon Walsh Syndrome.

by heartmonkey February 20, 2009