Flute sex

The act of having sex with a flute. This can vary by how you have sex with the flute, but it is usually done Anally.

Kim: "Hey bro, my girl had sex with a flute."
Josh: "Damn bro, she had flute sex. Also why didn't you just fuck her?"
Kim: "Josh, i have herpes."

by kordru March 11, 2020

Sex-flex

A personality trait formed of boasting about sex/sexual activities usually done by a person who has recently begun having sex after a long dry spell. The change in subject to sex in the group is also likely to have been brought up by the same person, making tenuous links to otherwise non-sexual discourse.
(Flexing about sex)

Person 1: Jake wouldn’t stop going on about how many times he has sex last week
Person 2: yeah he’s got sex-flex at the moment

by Plsplsplsno July 13, 2020

Congruent Sex

The only way to get sleep

Madi: "Yeah dude I get like two hours of sleep"
Aaron: "Same bro, the only way I can get sleep is to have MAD congruent sex"

by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr October 3, 2020

Psuedo Sex

Psuedo Sex is like normal sex but the guy has such a small penis

that the girl can barely feel it.

i tried to have sex with Fred last night. But it was it turned out to be psuedo sex. I'm not sure if his penis made it in.

by xXWEEDGOD420Xx September 17, 2017

Sandpaper Sex

When you're bumping private parts on a beach and sand gets inside of the girls pussy causing it to have a sandpaper texture

I've always wanted to fuck on a Hawaiian beach but I'm afraid of it turning into sandpaper sex.

by JACKSONANDJACKx2 April 19, 2018

Radiator sex

This is where it gets very heated in the bedroom

I love radiator sex

by Chygfhjut May 18, 2017

patato sex

When you shove your entire hand with a patato strapped to your wrist and pushing it all the way up some ones asshole. (People do this usually because they are fucking freaks)

"AHHHHH THAT PATATO IS SO BIG. I LOVE PATATO SEX"

by Thiccer_dicker May 24, 2017