penis wrinkle

the skin around the penis that when limp is wrinkely.
or is an insult

she like to lick my pinis wrinkle.
You penis wrinkle!!!!

by sterling January 30, 2003

Penis Hoarder

A person who hoards a lot of cock. Usually they are a huge slut who likes nothing more than to take a bunch of dicks.

Alison is a huge penis hoarder. Did you hear about all the guys she hooked up with last weekend?

by Tina221 December 2, 2010

scenic penis

noun. An impressive or beautifully natural penis.

I was suckin that cock and it was fa sho a scenic penis I tell ya the cum come blobbin out like gangbustas and all was like Hudson River school paintin nah mean

by Big Master Keats Fung August 10, 2010

Ir0n Penis

Ir0n Penis is a symptom for Ir0nitus which is a deasese which is caught by wathing Ir0nislands show to much!

"My Penis Wont go down!"

"Maybe youve got an erection"

"For Five days?"

"Let me see!"

"Omfg its an ir0n Penis!"

by DavedaysJR May 4, 2009

[Penis panis]

Physical pain that prevents you from raiding TK, and might give you a good excuse to get booted from your new guild.

Sorry guys gtg, penis panis.

by Mapple December 8, 2007

penis traitor

function: Adjective
One who changes sides after experiencing the delights of an enemy's sexuality (commonly their manhood). The penis traitor will commonly abandon all existing friends in favor of their new pleasure source.

Megan was my best friend until she started sleeping with Timmy. Now that penis traitor won't return my calls.

by RatherAbandoned April 16, 2008

christmas penis

When you decorate your penis with baubles and tinsel with an angel sitting on top

I showed her my Christmas Penis but she wasn't amused

by Santa's a little pervert December 2, 2013