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shut up juice

A cocktail best served cold, in a pre-chilled glass, with no ice. Just kidding. Basically, it's what is proverbially served when an individual is completely shut down in an argument.
Guy 1: FUCKIN PROTEIN!
Guy 2: ew protein
Guy 1: YOU NEED THE GODDAMN PROTEIN, FUCK.
Guy 1: wheres the soy sauce
Guy 1: WHAT THE FUCK MAN? DRINK SOME FUCKIN SHUt UP JUICE. FUUUCKK!
by ipodouchhfanssucks May 25, 2009
mugGet the shut up juicemug.

The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

She’s pretty cute but she expects me to try so hard to win her over, the juice isn’t worth the squeeze.
by Who’R’You August 17, 2022
mugGet the The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.mug.

Man Boob Juice

Term used for mountain dew, since scientific studies show the high sugar content has been known to cause obesity in young people.
I need some man boob juice to go with that turkey hoagie.
by PaStatDude May 15, 2006
mugGet the Man Boob Juicemug.

I'm all juiced up

by juice mans March 4, 2021
mugGet the I'm all juiced upmug.

Wow Wee Juice

Rico wanted to put his Wow Wee Juice on my Chest.
by Bree May 22, 2003
mugGet the Wow Wee Juicemug.
Juice from a male or female penis. Once you drink it you become invincible, and to extract it you must squeeze it as hard as you can. Then Shit on it.
Dick Juice that's power full is best drink in the world
by ihjg0rhfv8eh0 August 30, 2017
mugGet the Dick Juice that's power fullmug.
Usually used in text to tell someone they're going to kill their selves. Because Juice WRLD is dead, that means she's going to heaven.
"Hi girl" she sent to her friend. "I'm going to a Juice WRLD concert, just wanted to say bye. 💕"
by getschnapped August 5, 2020
mugGet the Going to a Juice WRLD Concertmug.

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