SSH Moment

Having a Sad,Stoned & Horny day

Rizzo was queen of the SSH Moment.

by Libbyskidge2010 September 15, 2022

Alice moment

something so silly and backwards it has to be called out

Alice: i was chopping wood with a pickaxe and mining stone with an axe
Me: alice moment

by neVandCookies June 14, 2023

Eggy boi moment

When you simp too much for people online, but not in real life

person 1: "bro, why do you act so different online"
person 2: " yea bro, you be simping for everyone"
person 3: "bro , I don't simp for anyone"
person 1: "Eggy boi moment"

by anonymous March 14, 2022

language moment

it’s always a good sign you’re baked if you have one of these. this is when all the knowledge from Spanish I in high school kick in and you realize how beautiful other languages are.

friend 1: i’m having a language moment

friend 2: really? say something

friend 1: puedo ir al baño?

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Brain cell loss moment

Brain cell loss moment that can be several things including: Quite possibly the most annoying moment in your life where you become a dumbass for 5 seconds and after that you forget what you were trying to do (like walking into a room and forgetting why you walked in). Watching D.E.I training videos. Talking to a dumbass making yourself a dumbass (it can also work like a plague jumping person to person) until your intelligence kicks back in (which can be never). Trying to think of more definitions for this word. When you were about to watch a video but a short pops up and you watch and try to go back but it's gone.

Mike: *Walks into a room*
Mike: "Why the hell am I in here again?"
Mike: *thinks to himself* "Goddamn it I got Brain cell loss moment"

by HAMBURGER007 June 3, 2025

maddie moment

when you do pop out of nowhere and don’t know what’s going on or do something @skeppycore would for sure do also follow maddie(@skeppycore) on twitter #maddieto1k thanks

Person A: What are you talking about???

Person B: Maddie moment 🙄
Person A: SHUT
Person B: ....maddie moment

by Ghosty Gutsy October 17, 2020

Gorilla Moment

When a specimen of gorilla heritage says some especially dumb shit, even for a gorilla.

Gorilla 1: "Gorillas deserve human rights too!"
Human 1: "Gorilla Moment"

by Dripordrown March 18, 2022