Blue Eyes, Hypnotize

In India, before you shove a card (plastic or otherwise) up your ass, you MUST say this.

You are considered an athletic video gamer and it signifies your manhood.

Indian Scammer: "You know what to do...blue eyes, hypnotize!"
The Dude: "What?"
Indian Scammer: "Pffft!"
The Dude: "Ok, roger. Will do!"

by blue eyes hypnotizer October 10, 2022

Chuck a su-ey

A humorous, euphemistic way to refer to the act of committing suicide. It is a play on the Australian slang expression "chuck a u-ey" for a u-turn. It is used typically by teens to be able to address the taboo topic rather than avoiding the negative stigma.

"Ugh I have 7 exams in the next week, makes me wanna really chuck a su-ey"

by bud1y November 15, 2018

Polar Express Eyes

Named after the 2004 Christmas movie The Polar Express (based on the 1985 children's book of the same name).
A term used to describe the eyes of a character from a film made with motion capture.
Also used to explain the uncanny valley to someone.

The characters in that film had Polar Express eyes.

by KaisertheChad July 14, 2022

poo bulls eye

Attempting to clear the remaining poo in a toilet with a stream of piss. Also, 'pooseye'.

"Man, the shitter was nasty, but I hit a poo bulls eye with that beer piss and cleaned 'er right up!"

by punk8punk January 9, 2014

Brown Eye Tear

When a man is having anal intercourse with another person and ejaculates inside and it comes back out.

Last night Alex blew his load in Angela's ass leaving her with a brown eye tear.

by Blazin Names September 30, 2021

eyes glued shut

When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.

CBC news:
The boy was hospitalized because of eyes glued shut.

by Tomytomy October 25, 2015

Magic jap’s eye

Magic jap’s eye, the art of screwing ones eyes up as to see the pixelated areas of a Japanese porn movie with more clarity

Hey Dave you know what the magic jap’s eye is..... wel, if you screw up your eyes real tight and peep through, after a while you can just about make out that she’s pissing

by Lumberjack88 November 5, 2018