Chocolate surprise

When an morbid obese sits nude on someone’s face and rip ass.

Yo, look porky the pig is giving Rocky Mountains a chocolate surprise.

by Android__64/99.21.44 April 18, 2020

chocolate surprise

during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face

last night i was eating jessica’s ass when she fuckin gave me a chocolate surprise

by xX_BEANZ_Xx May 4, 2020

Chocolate-Rain

Verb- “To hit a blunt/ joint/ bong/ or any other vesicle to smoke/vape THC back to back whilst only moving away to breath between hits.”

“Watch me CHOCOLATE-RAIN the fuck out of this water bong.”
“Don’t let him hit it. He’s a CHOCOLATE-RAINING motherfucker “

by Big Juicy Tatertot May 8, 2020

Chocolate Smoothener

That device used to smoothen chocolate, often referred to as melangeur by the less intelligent.

Imma throw those cocoa beans in the chocolate smoothener.

by Connor69gaymer420yeet May 14, 2020

Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.

I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.

by Reallowblows May 22, 2020

Chocolate Lemonade

When the female sits reverse on the toilet and positions herself in a position where her ass is eaten while she takes a piss.

Bro, I was off of shrooms and I gave my girl a chocolate lemonade

by Rover925 May 26, 2020

to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020