The (admittedly largely unfounded) theory which posits that the quality of a pool of candidates exponentially increases in proportion to the length of the application period.
Regrettably, Oliver Jones was powerless to extend the school newspaper's application deadline for the 2015-16 Leadership Team, despite agreeing with basic tenets of The Law of Candidature.
by StephAmbro November 5, 2015
Get the The Law of Candidaturemug. The idea that you can make up a fake philosophical law, and as long as it has a legit sounding name people will believe you.
Guy 1: "Look up 'Fúldya's Law', it perfectly describes what happened yesterday." Guy 2: " Can you give me a link or something man? I cant really find it." (Insert rickroll link or a gay porn link disguised as a different link)
by Fúldya August 3, 2023
Get the Fúldya's lawmug. "The cobblers children have no shoes"
It's well known that you don't buy cars from a mechanic because of cobblers law.
It's well known that you don't buy cars from a mechanic because of cobblers law.
by China--man November 12, 2025
Get the Cobblers lawmug. The grandson-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.
My co-grandnephew-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the co-grandnephew-in-lawmug. A codified set of immutable linguistic principles, transcending time and culture, that govern the structure and sanctity of grammar across all written works. Rooted in divine reverence for the written word, Gramanic Law is believed to have been established to preserve clarity, order, and meaning, regardless of the era in which a text was crafted. These laws are viewed as sacred tenets, unyielding to the evolution of language, embodying a universal truth about communication itself.
Scholars of ancient linguistics often debated whether the discrepancies in the manuscript were violations of Gramanic Law or merely the result of scribal error.
by CarverMaybe January 26, 2025
Get the Gramanic Lawmug. 
Spouse's great-grandpibling's husband.
My great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
Get the great-granduncle-by-marriage-in-lawmug.