by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018

Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"
Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."
Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."
by Cart-Cart McJerrywink March 12, 2014

usually used if your a British roadman to describe something that is “cringe” or a threat to their toxic masculinity
by booboobooboodaddy February 2, 2021

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021

by Appetite March 29, 2008

An act in which someone gets their finger licked by someone else, to give a third person a wet willy.
by Boobuukittyfuck666 October 19, 2019
