froggy fucked

The term used when someone licks a toad and gets absolutely munted from it.

"Dude, Milly just licked a toad and now she's froggy fucked"
"Cunts froggy fucked"
"Oi, instead of spending money on alcohol, let's just get froggy fucked"

by cp3hoe February 13, 2017

billiard fucking

When a man lays down a woman on a billiards table and undresses her and sticks his cock inside her. A more fetishized version of this act is when instead of the mans penis, the man sticks a billiards cue up the woman's pussy

Dan totally billiard fucked (billiard fucking) Sofia last nite.

by AsherBigCock March 10, 2017

Fuck Ewe

To have intercourse (sex) with a female sheep.

Billy Bob: Hey Bubba, I have no date for the hay ride this Friday so I don't think I am going.

Bubba: Well Fuck Ewe then!

by Billy BullSchitter June 3, 2016

v-fuck

When you fuck on valentine's day. That person could be the one who you are in a long term relationship with or your friends roommate or whoever you hooked up with on valentine's day.

Damn I just had a v-fuck.

by V-fucker September 15, 2016

honey fucking

Honey fucking: When you take a jar of honey and have hot and sticky sex with it.

Acceptable alternatives are: honey fuck, honey fucked, fucking honey, and "dicky in the sticky".

Dude 1: Hey, guess what I did last night?
Dude 2: You fucked a jar of honey?
Dude 1: How did you know that I committed honey fucking?
Dude 2: There's a swarm of bees around your crotch.

by GreyPotato July 24, 2016

Atomic Fuck

When you fuck somebody so hard that the atoms collide and cause a nuclear blast, disintegrating everything nearby.

Frank: "Why is Jake not here and half the town is missing?"
Josh: "Because Jake atomic fucked a girl into oblivion"

by erp01 February 5, 2018

Fat fuck

A term to describe the fat controller of a gravy train. Gravy runs through the fat fucks veins. Can also be known as slim, the fat man, what a fat cunt, fat wanker and tends to not only be fat as fuck, but thick as fuck, with an inability to hold any sort of conversation without sounding like an out of breath fat fuck. The fat fuck will not talk but bellow his voice as a way of showing presence in the company of the intelligent. The fat fucks eyelids are fatter than most and he will struggle to see, causing major wardrobe malfunctions including tight as fuck trousers and a bad combination of shirts and body warmers. The fat fuck will sometimes run out of money for gravy and so will gamble during working hours in order to chase pints of bisto that will later be injected straight into the blood. Unfortunately the fat fucks stupidity means he is unaware his day will come and so will continue to Lord over his manor until then in a true fat fuck wanker fashion.

"Oh look, it's the fat fuck. Look at that fat fuck. I hate that fat fuck. He is a fat fuck"

by Monkey baws January 12, 2017