suck eggs bitch fuck

When you suck so bad at your public job people gel you to suck eggs bitch fuck

Suck eggs bitch fuck ,
now gimme my goddamn McMuffin!

by Hillfolkinurmomma December 15, 2021

suck him off

When your a guy obsessed with another guy.

Leo: That guy swole like Hulk Hogan!!!
Me: Suck him off already!!!

by NemesisVik December 15, 2021

ass-sucking day

a day in which one sucks someone's ass. it's only on tuesday tho

"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."

by THE ass sucker December 16, 2021

suck my dick

when I person wants to lose there hair they ask there bf to eat it

person 1 daddyyyyy suck my dickkkkkk

person 2 okay * eats* dick off while eating hair
person 1 ahhh~

person 2 maybe we can do something else next time

by gaymonkeythe2nd December 18, 2021

Weedle-sucked

Tricking someone by offering something they already have access to.

He weedle-sucked his way into getting what he wanted from her.

by Larnae May 14, 2022

International Suck A Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on May 20th

Him: Baby you know what day it is?
Her: Of course I do! It's the International Suck a dick day!! I ve been looking forward to it since last time!! Cant wait babe!

by Jkbb24 May 20, 2022

Sucking Eggs

Verb. The moment you realize you are be beyond tired and gassed. Also can be used to foreshadow a very tiring or difficult experience ahead.

I am sucking eggs after milking those male cows all day long in 105 degree weather.

by DaddyJoshey May 20, 2022