Rule 37

if it exists, there is porn of it.

Pterodactyl Dinosaur Spermo Plasmoids. Rule 37 man!

by mplapp January 10, 2017

Creep Rule

A person's a creep if the age difference between them and their date is greater than half the eldest's current age, plus 7. For example, if a guy is 30, the youngest person he can date without being considered a creep is 15+7=22; younger than that, society looks at the couple sideways.

Dude, you're 45 and dating a 20 year-old? You're a creep!!!! Creep rule is half-your age + 7, my friend. You should date my cousin instead, she's 30 and a freak in bed.

by Caramirdan October 3, 2016

freeway rule

Whenever driving on the freeway the passenger has to give the driver head.

We're on the the freeway you know what that means, freeway rule.

by Seanda Mae July 2, 2016

International Rules

The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.

“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules, I was in France.”

by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018

x3 rule

When a girl tells you her body count, simply multiple that number by 3. Every man knows this rule and if you don’t, sorry to be the one to break the news to you.

Yo, jasmine said she only has 9 bodies!
My boy, is that after the x3 rule?
Negative.
Gg.

by Thehardtruthhhh October 12, 2023

Rule -1

The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020

Rule 34.5

using cartoon to symbolize cuteness is not against any rule in this world.

for example Alan has face like spongebob.He is so cute. # rule 34.5

by Jonathan bowman June 13, 2018